Like it or not — and this video shows there’s a lot of “not” out there — the robotaxi revolution isn’t going away.

For all of the setbacks, including running into telephone poles and getting lit aflame by an angry mob in the video above, robotaxi companies are undeterred.

(Well, except for Apple, which squashed its secretive self-driving car project earlier this year.)

Where things stand

It’s been a busy 2024 for the key players, a year in which “the whole industry is on thin ice”:

• Waymo
  • Right now: When it comes to actual cars on actual roads with actual paying customers inside of them, the Alphabet-owned company wins. It has already eclipsed 2m paid riders.
  • What’s next: This week, it went fully operational in San Francisco. Can its pricing and scale compete with the likes of Uber and Lyft? That’s the crucial industry question, and one Waymo is best set up to answer.
• Cruise
  • Now: GM’s AV division has been off the road entirely after its license was suspended last fall.
  • Next: GM isn’t giving up, restarting test-driving and rebuilding Cruise’s executive team this month. Our suggested first move? Extending an olive branch to pissed off firefighters.
• Amazon
  • Now: It acquired Zoox four years ago and has patiently been building a fleet of ride-hailing AVs ever since.
  • Next: One of the industry’s biggest wild cards, Zoox is readying to show its hand — its funky-looking vehicles should soon start service in Las Vegas.
• Tesla
  • Now: CEO Elon Musk, who’s long teased a robotaxi, said he’ll unveil one on Aug. 8 — though he never said which year.
  • Next: It’s hard to imagine a quick, easy rollout for a new Tesla product. Its last launch, Cybertruck, has seen four recalls over its seven-month existence.

The addition to watch

Keep an eye on Verne, the robotaxi announced this week by Croatian automaker Rimac (which also owns Bugatti).

The two-seat vehicle is a futurist’s dream — it’s fully autonomous, having no steering wheel, pedals, or mirrors — and is reportedly on track for a 2026 launch in Zagreb.

Rimac would advance the custom riding experience, allowing customers to set temperature and lighting via app before their hailed vehicle arrives, play their own music and movies, and even pipe in a mango scent.

Will Verne be safe, practical, or economical, though? No idea. Waymo shouldn’t be sweating too hard — yet.

• A New Jersey gamer flew to Florida to attack another player with a hammer over a dispute. Edward Kang, 20, who allegedly told his mother he was going to visit a friend he’d met online, was arrested on charges of attempted second-degree murder and armed burglary. Prior to the IRL attack, Kang and the victim had only met virtually through the online game “ArcheAge,” a medieval fantasy role-playing game. Though he failed to sway prosecutors, Kang, who’s being held without bond, told them the victim was a “bad person online.”
• South African conservationists are implanting radioactive pellets in Rhino horns to deter poachers. The Rhisotope Project’s method is the latest being employed to combat Rhino poaching, which reached a four-year high in 2023. According to conservationists, the pellets could help catch poachers trying to leave the country — there are 11k+ radiation detectors installed at entry points globally — and aren’t harmful to the animal, though they can be to humans if eaten. Since 2008, 10k+ rhinos have been poached for their horns and sold in Asia, where they’re seen as status symbols and consumed as cancer remedies (which they aren’t).
• Spain is cracking down on iPhone kids after learning that one in five toddlers (ages 3-4) own a smartphone. The alarming stat comes from a study spanning Spain, Ireland, and the UK, where growing groups of parents online are likening the dangers of smartphone use to those of cigarettes and alcohol. Now, Spain’s government is taking steps to prohibit smartphones in schools, starting with elementary schools, where they’ve been banned since January — thanks to which these tots might one day have actual childhood memories that don’t live in the cloud.